You had better like the look of the armor since you’ll spend the first 20 levels in palette swapped versions of the same design. All female characters have outrageous breasts that are barely covered and enjoy wearing as little clothing as possible. The game is designed to showcase virtual T&A as much as possible. Let’s just put the main selling factor of the game out here right now. If only they had access to a word processor. The most redeeming quality of Kabod is that it managed to consistently surprise me with the depths of its awfulness.

Unlike SWTOR, which charges for the privilege of hiding helmet graphics, Kabod Online lets you hide all of your armor if you wish to feel that scuzzy. It does, however, excel in the field of hiding armor. It lacks aspects that might be considered fundamental to modern MMORPGs like an auction house or even the ability to change key bindings.

The music (which I muted after a few sessions) sounds like something out of an old SNES fantasy game. The game is so bad that you’re not actually expected to really spend time playing it while you play it, but I’ll get to more on that later. However, its antiquated graphics, bad localization, terrible quest stories, and lamentable gameplay have left it festering in the darkest corners of the net where only those seeking out F2P games that they’ve never heard of are likely to find it. The game was in beta in 2010 and has had plenty of time to find its footing among gamers tired of the mainstream MMORPG scene. Kabod Online is a F2P MMORPG that comes to us from Korea and is apparently meant to be an “adult” MMO. Have an uncomfortable laugh at my experience and consider the matter good and done. Even the game’s designers know that it’s not fun and have made appropriate arrangements. I do not, in any way, suggest that you spend time on this game. Kabod manages to hit the very lowest point of gaming and then gets out a shovel to see how much farther down it can go. Kabod Online has got to be one of the most hilariously bad examples of the genre I have ever come across. I play a pretty good amount of free to play MMORPGs and I have a pretty good idea of what I like and what I think works. I’m sure it had its fans, but I stand by my statements that it was mediocre on its best days. Update: Kabod Online is no longer, well… online.

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